Kat Kottonen

Writer of texts and eater of words. Cellar door. You're welcome.

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@SamKearns1 @mikewalker300 I know! It was on Reddit. Makes me think what would become of Gollum with due care.

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@SamKearns1 More like this:

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@SamKearns1 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Well, their keeper was. 😅

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So it goes.

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Singing of Auld Lang Syne starts in the European Parliament as the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement is approved by MEPs

https://t.co/tzNNPSGZXc

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@SamKearns1 @rabiasquared ...Yes.

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@jinganyoung Congratulations, darling! All the best wishes.

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(If you haven’t seen that video, that should be immediately rectified: https://t.co/1SyCZZ2vyd. You’re welcome.)

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Meanwhile, in this corner of the field, I am saying goodbye to 2019 with FKA Twigs’s help: ‘Why don't I do it for you? / Why won't you do it for me?'

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@NationalTheatre Update: 'It went okay.'

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Finally getting to see #Fleabag via @NationalTheatre Live tonight. A fiver says that the future me will be telling everybody about this play with the enthusiasm of a teenager who’s just discovered sex.

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I’m pitching you a TV series about two loveable ghosts whose shtick is bumping into each other in an abandoned pre-housing-crisis mansion to say, ‘Hey, boo!’

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@TheWrongShoe

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This image is here for you to acknowledge my existence. Hello, how are you? Please, let’s never talk again.

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@TheWrongShoe You ruined this by talking.

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@SamKearns1 @chrismcquarrie I should buy a camera.

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@SamKearns1 @_tessr I love it.

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@EmojiMashupBot @SamKearns1 ‘Happy birthday, Princess Caroline. You are forty.’

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This, except I have no voice, so the screaming is mostly silent and in my head.

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@SamKearns1 🙀🙀🙀

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@RoniRevo We try.

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Last night was fine.