peter nincompoop

A shining example of moral leprosy

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

Me looking at my exes like:

[birdget @wormtownusa]

if u cracked my skull open with a large object this is who would crawl out

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

Deciding if Im at the correct level of mental instability to rewatch Bojack

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

plz lmk

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

You can say hello without touching me. You can say excuse me without touching me.
You can get my attention without touching me.
Please don’t fucking touch me

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

@a13xandraaaa I feel like it’s a very valid want

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

Is it dramatic if I buy a laptop exclusively to play the sims

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

Leaving the season where my parents refuse to put on the heat and entering the season where my parents refuse to turn on the air

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

This is a purple wiggle Stan account

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

I was having literal panic attacks ab paying my bills this month. Out of now where yesterday one of my regular clients gave me a $300 tip. Whoever is doing the universe stuff rn plz keep it up

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

btw when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

@ktnotkate Oh my god wanna know who ur talking ab Lmao

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

@CeceWhatiMean This is so specific lol

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

@h_donz Lmao not me having literally everything she described in the video. People are wild

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

One of the funniest ways someone’s ever slid into my dms

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

Malcom in the middle is one of the best sitcoms ever. I’ll throw hands about it

[johanna 😻 @joglo__]

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

My type becomes very clear when I look at the Bitmojis of the men I’ve talked to…

[peter nincompoop @KatLe_dee]

As a grown up theater kid, I thoroughly enjoy the detailed character work I get to do when lying to men.