Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and drive.
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last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”