I've pretty much left twitter but someone reposted on Threads that #TamponTim is going to stop the Red Wave and by golly, I now have a reason to be back on Twitter.
<Makes popcorn, settles in>
I've missed you all.
I finally got to billing and I'm told I need to pay the bill. Why? I asked? Because it's been 60 days. 60 days of what, I asked? Since I didn't ask for or use a product other people want?
This is so freaking annoying. Then when I asked to whom I protest I was disconnected.
😡
I was on the phone with @MassHealth for 1 hour, 4 minutes. Why? Somehow the state enrolled my children in @MassHealth while I also pay for their health insurance through my employer. I'm being billed $84 for insurance I don't want, need, or signed up for.
Someone is currently driving through the streets of Philly with a giant, brightly-lit menorah in their truck bed blasting rocking Hanukkah music and I love this city.
My colleague is patiently explaining to a youth production member how to use fishing line to make it look like she's conjured someone from the dead.
#youthMedia
(Conjure from the dead? Unaware of the coorrect grammar here.)
Last night I was in an American hospital overnight, after my son broke his arm in a soccer match (some friends call this football). I find hospital management bizarrely inefficient, and I know he gets treated better just because he's male. Oddly.
This is the maybe $130 sling, by the way, and it costs as low as $11 online. I get making it $30 because we're buying it at 2 a.m., but seriously, https://t.co/yykk2K0XKD