Kat Hetico

Retired Row-pher 〽️

[meghan @deloisivete]

them: update your spices every 6 months

me: best I can do is throw out this jar of cinnamon sticks that made it through 3 interstate moves in 8 years

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners don’t think about the Roman Empire we think about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series

What a comeback story

[Alexis Huss @alexismirjana]

What it’s been like being a Minnesota sports fan the last three days.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[໊ @sonohoor]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you’d think that i’d go to bed earlier

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

TRENDING: Speedy Span the turtle has chosen the #MnWild to win the Stanley Cup 👀

[Kat Hetico @Kat_Man_Doo]

@KoKieft you better not even think about tweeting right now

[Ko Kieft @KoKieft]

Never tweeting at gopher hockey again. Last time I did was the National Championship in Tampa. This loss is on me

[Kat Hetico @Kat_Man_Doo]

@colejohns72 How’s the hangover?

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

when i was a kid that norad santa tracker was the most convincing evidence in the world to me that santa was real. i literally got into a fight with my friends about it when i was 6 or 7 bc i was like “do you seriously think the military would lie to us”

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

[Kat Hetico @Kat_Man_Doo]

@colejohns72 I’ll offer you a Dairy Queen blizzard and your white t shirt back

[Kat Hetico @Kat_Man_Doo]

@colejohns72 Terry? Whatcha doin Terry?

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

Cooper Beebe never played a single snap as a center in college

He still won the Cowboys starting job in preseason and gave up 0 pressures to the Browns' DEF in Week 1 🛡️

Mom helped him get there 🫶

🎥: @kcgorilla

[Kat Hetico @Kat_Man_Doo]

When you drafted Travis but you’re facing Mark…. It all evens out @krautkremer22

[Zach @ZPSteelers2]

Everyone who drafted Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews to their fantasy teams tonight: