Katcha Man

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED 🔴

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

lol “season from hell” mans are in 16th sacking dinner ladies over here

[TS🍇🇧🇷 @Trujista]

Season from hell for City but 3rd place still in sight and an FA cup final too, we super take those

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Bloody ell assassinated with words

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Samurai jack what a legend

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Complex released their Cartoon Network mount rushmore👀

- Finn the Human
- Numbuh 1 (Nigel Uno)
- Samurai Jack
- Courage the Cowardly Dog

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

This kid is amazing

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇦🇷⭐️ | 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐨𝐧𝐨 (𝟏𝟕) vs Gimnasia:

• 1 Goal
• 4 Key Passes
• 5/6 Successful Long Balls
• 4/6 Successful Take-Ons
• 5/12 Ground Duels Won
• 2/6 Aerial Duels Won

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒.

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

@toseekilm @villareport @Ole_Saga Oh shit fair play

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Fuck sake his struck again 😭😭😭😭

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

26 mins and he fucks up 😭😭😭😭😭 na man shoot this guy

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

26 mins and he fucks up 😭😭😭😭😭 na man shoot this guy

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Hahahah matic ain’t wrong here stfu onana and don’t make a mistake

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Says this then sucks off hoijlund at any opportunity he gets because he went on his channel. Hypocrite

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

People need to stop thinking about the price. We're a football club not a business. If you want bargains pop down Poundland. United quality and experience. Not another project

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Hahahah matic ain’t wrong here stfu onana and don’t make a mistake

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎥 | Nemanja Matic replies to André Onana’s comments about Manchester United being better than Lyon:

“When you are one of the worst goalkeepers in Man United history, you need to take care what you’re talking about.”

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

Whoever buys this needs to be admitted into a mental asylum

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

The Mark Goldbridge action figure.

Coming soon! 👀

[Muhammad in Gaza🇵🇸⚡️ @7MohammedKhaled]

The closer you look, the more you see people flying through the air. Criminology has reached a level never before known to humanity💔💔😭

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

@FlexUTD Fully deserved, honest fan with honest opinions

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

Most of these influencers/YouTubers are in their early 20s, meaning they only started watching football seriously from the 2010s. Salah, KDB, Van Dijk, etc are the first decent footballers they watched, Pep and Klopp the first managers, etc. These are all they have ever known having never experienced anything else. By default, they regard these players/managers as superior to those from the previous generation.

When they have to talk about the period they did not/were too young to experience personally, they resort to stats.

Raw stats will tell you Salah has better numbers. But it will not tell you that Salah was bought by Liverpool as a fully developed player at 25 while Ronaldo came to Utd as a teenager and had a fair bit of development to do. A better comparison would be comparing their numbers between the ages of 18 and 24 (Ronaldo left Utd for Real Madrid at 24). But they won't do that.

Raw stats also won't tell you about the quality of defenders these players faced. While Ronaldo constantly faced Terry, Cole, Campbell, Carvalho, etc, Salah faced the likes of Kompany, Vertonghen, Baines and Cahill. Do you honestly think this is comparable?

Raw stats won't also tell you how Ronaldo terrorised teams with pace, power and trickery between 2006-09 that no player has ever been able to come close to that.

Raw stats will not tell you that 34 of Salah's 184 Goals are penalties while Ronaldo's numbers have only 11 penalties.

Raw stats alone can't explain why he’s the only PL forward to win the Ballon d'Or since Michael Owen in 2001. Why hasn't Mo Salah, 'the greatest PL winger' been able to win it?

Raw stats also won't tell you why Real Madrid forked out a world record £80m fee (inflation adjusted fee of £195m) for him in 2009 after pursuing him for 2 years.

I always say stats without context are meaningless. This is another instance.

Next time get someone who has actually experienced the PL to do these debates @SkySports

[Irlandarra @aldamu_jo]

Eric Cantona :

" If Gaza is over this time the world is inevitably over. The world developed its way of murdering , its greediness grew and its desecration of innocents has extended.

If Gaza doesn't make it this time this mean that victory is for the most violent , and the most barbaric "

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

😂😂😂😂😂 I love Kanye

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

@Rayaana_33 Yes which is why I preach don’t make friends at uni loool

[Katcha Man @Katcha__man]

@Rayaana_33 Yeh there was me thinking oh finally have a friend maybe she respects my knowledge nope, she just wanted to party while watched CBeebies with her children loool