Awesome Kat

Sarcastic editor with label maker & coffee addiction ☕️. Will organize stuff without prior notice or authorization. Not an Actress.

[Awesome Kat @Katdenning]

@realgirl_fieri It’s not just sleep deprivation. Postpartum hormone fluctuations take your brain & body on a crazy roller coaster ride when your chemicals are forced to suddenly rebalance. Experts say it takes most women 3-6 months to fully rebalance.

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@womenpostingws @TheSFReader She is my new hero

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@EdKrassen Trump’s side doesn’t need votes. They will erode the election system’s integrity & keep votes from being properly certified to force the election results to declare Trump the winner. They want an authoritarian regime…not a fair democratic election process.

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@heymrsbond Liang and the Magic Paintbrush. I saw it in Reading Rainbow 🌈

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@GoblinWriter I’m 51 miles from Windsor, Ontario. I could drive them across the border into Ontario for way less than $50. We can start an underground book railroad system lol

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@GoblinWriter You can warn people your newsletter might drag-on a bit.

Sorry that’s the only dragon-related pun I can think of at the moment

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@GoblinWriter Cuddling is for before sleep. When it’s time to actually fall asleep, I don’t even want the dog touching me lol

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@GoblinWriter I am 1-3 on the daily

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@TheaLanden Thank fuck I’m a 1/10 to that burnt flavor of a human ;)

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@thechosenberg Text him back with the same vibe. His game needs a LOT of work. If your partner doesn’t cross the finish line, you’re doing something wrong.

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@GoblinWriter Ugh. That’s so frustrating

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@thechosenberg She wasn’t rude, she was just trying to take his order and he was wasting everyone’s time. She was at work and therefore a captive audience unable to leave. She’s probably relieved he cancelled his order & left.

[Awesome Kat @Katdenning]

@PicturesFoIder My first thought is that he might have an intellectual disability. He’s wearing headphones, practically ignored the others, washed his hands casually, & said sorry when the dad mentioned the wrong bathroom.
People are out here assuming he’s causing trouble w no evidence.

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@WhyRWeHere99 When I taught 5th grade, I had numerous students come out to me (once you show 1 kid you’re a safe person others start opening up to you too). I didn’t even tell other teachers w/o the kid’s consent…unless there was a safety concern (mandated reporter).

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@GoblinWriter Super exciting

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@forceonatr @historyinmemes Only 28% of kidnappings are committed by strangers.

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@forceonatr @historyinmemes Only 28% of kidnappings are committed by strangers.

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@Sodiumkitten @Carina_Amyth @ask_aubry I was 9 or 10 when my best friend’s neighbor gave us a ride to the store. He creeped me out the entire ride. I walked home (3 miles) to avoid riding back again. She trusted him but all I could think was I felt trapped.

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@Carina_Amyth @ask_aubry For most women, those scary stories start happening when we are children. I know 7/8 year olds who’ve already experienced creepy making them so uncomfortable they ran and hid.

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@ayeejuju My hair doesn’t hold a curl or have volume like that. If it did, I’d probably try it at least once to see if it looked good on me.