Kat Dog

I never played tag because I knew I was it. Doge King. Momentum building since ‘16.

[Kat Dog @Katdog0]

Yo KD. Don’t you regret not going to the KNICKksssss???

[Kat Dog @Katdog0]

Pulisic still my number 10. Dominated Parageese

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am

[Kat Dog @Katdog0]

Still my team. Best team ever. USA finally all together rooting for the flag.

Nation united. Make it last.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

[Kat Dog @Katdog0]

Not ready for the lights. Who’s gonna step up?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

An open letter to everyone in Seattle:

#usmnt

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

Ok hear me out yall we’ve got just under a week to make this work in Seattle #worldcup #usmnt

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.

I didn't pay for it.

An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.

He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.

We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.

We don't even have endpoints.

Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.

But I told him we're "evaluating"

That phrase means absolutely nothing.

But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.

He's bought me 8 lunches this year.

He asks about our migration timeline.

I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.

He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.

My total compensation package is $200K.

But my caloric ROI is incalculable.

Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.

I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.

They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.

I'm going to let them buy me omakase.

Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.

Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.

[Ali @AIiBVB]

Cristiano Ronaldo: „João, du wirst schießen! Du kannst das.“

Joshua Kimmich: „Leon kannst du bitte bitte bitte auch einen schießen? 🙏 Nein? 🥹 Okiii schade, kein Problem 👉🏼👈🏼“

#GERPAR 🇩🇪🇵🇾

[Unfiltered Soccer @UnfilteredSoccr]

Landon gives a passionate stance on how Tim Ream can protect Pulisic if he plays against Australia.

"If I'm Tim Ream, probably just before kickoff, I go up to the referee and I say, 'Here's what's gonna happen. The first time Christian touches the ball, he's gonna get smashed, and I better see a yellow card. And if I don't, when we retaliate, I better not see a yellow card. So, if you wanna play that game all day, we're gonna beat the shit out of them, but I better not see a yellow card unless you give whoever smashes Christian a yellow card right away.'"

[Kat Dog @Katdog0]

Super Bowl

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

🎙️ @Ibra_official has a message to the American people

"Start believing."

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🍿🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: Folarin Balogun, Man of the Match from FIFA for USMNT win over Paraguay.

[NBA @NBA]

KAT GETS HIS FINGERTIPS ON IT!

WHAT A PLAY ON THE LAST POSSESSION 😮

KNICKS TAKE A 3-1 SERIES LEAD IN THE NBA FINALS.

[Kat Dog @Katdog0]

Big man play is back?