When my mom asked my brother to take his rollerblades off for easter dinner, he refused and started skating up and down the driveway. He was 35 years old. #DumbestFamilyFight@jimmyfallon
I didn’t witness this one but my brother and his girlfriend got into a fight because she wouldn’t read him a bedtime story. He’s 33 years old. #DumbestFamilyFight@jimmyfallon
When we took my mom to @olivegarden for her birthday and my 40 year old brother left because my dad wouldn’t admit a hotdog tasted better with ketchup. #DumbestFamilyFight@jimmyfallon
When I was 7 years old playing softball, my dad was the umpire, called me out on strikes. When I turned around and said are you kidding dad? And he responds, “I’m not your dad.” #DumbestFamilyFight
That one time when my 35 year old brother threw his dentures into the yard because he was mad and about who got voted off of Survivor #DumbestFamilyFight@jimmyfallon