How the fuck was Winnipeg considered a habitable place before the 1900’s… Like seriously my guys Chief Peguis and Louis Riel must’ve had remote start and heated seats on their fucking horses cuz this Soviet ass winter has broken my spirit beyond imagination.
If I ever get pregnant with triplets I want the dad to be so happy he tells everyone in the LC multiple times and yells it, just like the man in the LC did today. Never seen anyone so happy before. #goals
ATTENTION ALL FARMERS* if you have to pull your ratty piece of farm equipment on the highway, do us a favour and put your hazards on and drive on the shoulder instead of blocking the whole lane going 60 km/hour some of us have places to be. - sincerely all drivers
When your the dumbass that doesn’t check if their mic is on and In the middle of the lecture tells their prof to kill his dog because it wouldn’t stop barking (obviously i didn’t mean it) and 70 people + the prof heard me say it... can someone kill me now please
Bros, dudes, boys, and fellas, 2020 is the year we quit letting women make fun of us for our lack of skincare. It’s time to quit washing our faces with Purell hand sanitizer start doing our nightly 3 step skincare routine and weekly facemask to show them that we can be clean too