"I don't need to write a grocery list, I'll remember what I need." Says the girl who uses a wall calendar, phone calendar & agenda, as well as physical and digital to-do lists. But sure, just raw dog that grocery list, ya muppet.
Sometimes I don't think my seasonal depression has been that bad, but then it's March, 11ยฐC, blue skies, I don't have to wear my fucking puffy jacket, I get to drink outside, and I realise I have felt more joy now than I have in the past six months.
Sometimes I think back to my naive little 14 year old self that casually went to a Canucks game and decided to start following hockey. I would bitch slap that dumbass so hard and tell her it will be the most abusive relationship of her life.
Follow up whilst watching Lauryn Hill:
Dad: Ooh Peta wouldn't like that fur coat
Mum: Why would Peppa Pig care?
And yet both will claim they don't need their hearing checked
Things my mother said to me whilst watching the BSB SNL performance:
- are these the New Kids on the Block?
- which one did you have a crush on?
- which one is Donnie Wahlburg? Is he a Trumper?
- why is that one in a cowboy hat? Is he also a member of the Backstreet Boys?