Kate Bielby

Bit raddled. Quite chirpy considering.

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sazzles1974 Oh, I’m sorry. That’s really tough and ‘gorgeous and regal and very stupid’ is a wonderful cat tribute x

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Alright, Pollyanna

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Well the shitting bird was a genuine joy for us all

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

A cheese on stick ‘hedgehog’ is the absolute maximum whimsy I’m prepared to accept, food wise. Do not be making food look like severed fingers, intestines or eyeballs. Save your ‘fun’ until I’ve had my food. 🎃

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Thank you for your restraint

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt That’s a fucking crime

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Serve me a Yorkshire pudding with turkey and I’ll probably eat it but I will not approve

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Oooooh noted

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Dressing room broadcasts 👀

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@Plum_of_Duff I will consider this x

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@Ita99 You feel free to jinx him, Ita. It’s painful

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt I worry about typos in emails

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Journalists falling over themselves to interview Boris Johnson should understand that most of us don’t want to see his face nor hear his voice ever again. But if you want to put him in one of those Red Bull soapbox cars and chuck him down the steepest cobblestoned fucking hill in the uk we’ll be there with a folding chair and a flask of tea.

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt There’s no lamp for my Reynaud’s, Sarah

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt But, you know, knock yourself out with your tights and cardigans and the like. I’ll just be over here with my circulation problems and my SAD.

[Kate Bielby @KateBielby]

@sarahvanpelt Except I HAVE NOT this year