A cheese on stick ‘hedgehog’ is the absolute maximum whimsy I’m prepared to accept, food wise. Do not be making food look like severed fingers, intestines or eyeballs. Save your ‘fun’ until I’ve had my food. 🎃
Journalists falling over themselves to interview Boris Johnson should understand that most of us don’t want to see his face nor hear his voice ever again. But if you want to put him in one of those Red Bull soapbox cars and chuck him down the steepest cobblestoned fucking hill in the uk we’ll be there with a folding chair and a flask of tea.
@sarahvanpelt But, you know, knock yourself out with your tights and cardigans and the like. I’ll just be over here with my circulation problems and my SAD.