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[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@realrossnoble I was the widow who left the Salisbury show in tears last night following your CPR joke, hope you find that funny. #fuckwit

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Ifty you old romantic, let's talk about Cricket and Maths #getmeabucket #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Tony eating tonnes of saturated fat in Piggies biscuits...quick, get him a statin before his arteries fur up again! #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Oh dear, sounds like Paul will be putting Celia under the patio in a bit, hope he chucks fag ash in on top #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@AngelusFinPlan I love the omnibus...but the twitter feed is hilarious!!!!!

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Brenda should run off with Matt, Tom's making him look quite a sensitive soul these days #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Bet Brian's on the look out for some second hand cows for the mega dairy #sorted #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Simnel cake with Granny or illicit sex in Spencer's barn? Not much of a choice for a teenager is it really if we're honest. #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Oh dear, Clarie appears to have metamorphosed into a screeching thigh slapping serving wench from the middle ages. #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

If Pip was my daughter she'd be homeless right about now #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

'Nostalgia in a bottle' has someone distilled essence of leathery Lilian ? #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@SteveBrooks13 The spare room is where Daryl stashes his dodgy knock off bathroom suites ! #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Has no-one in the Archers ever heard of family tax credit? #thearchers

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@premieradvice Honestly? A pile of shit is probably the best way to describe it...with flies on top! #notgood

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@stettip Best one phone company, who kept insisting to speak to the account holder, how many shades of 'he's dead' do they not understand?

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@marcshoffman Thanks Marc, great article, really gets it across....#verygrateful

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

Nat West Bank, stop sending my husband letters, you have seen the death certificate now just GO AWAY. #idiots

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@TheParaplanner Oh blimey, well no-ones come out of the woodwork yet !!!! #blackhumourhelps

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@TheParaplanner But surely pensions are a trust ANYWAY????

[kate brookes @KateBrookes1]

@TheParaplanner So why do they need probate?????