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If my life weren't funny it would just be true. Fighting infertility and autism parenting with an bizarre sense of humor.

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Someone did this to the pole in front of my house. I don't know who but I love it! It will be here until the city fixes the pole! #hulk #incrediblehulk #hulksmash @MarkRuffalo

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A block of Velveeta at Walmart costs almost $8!

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Catelyn Stark should have treated Jon Snow the way Victoria Barkley treats Heath. I think she likes him better than some of her own kids.

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Why do all dads insist on sleeping in the room where everyone hangs out then gets made when people bother them in that room? There are empty beds and another empty couch in other rooms, go nap there!

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Thank you @ThatKevinSmith for being so nice with us being starstruck and awkward! And thanks @HeroesForCauses and @The_SecretStash for being so kind to our nonverbal kids when we visited! You made our first visit to New Jersey special!

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Can't decide if the county fair giving free duck calls to kids was the BEST idea or the WORST idea!

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More exciting news in my neck of the woods!
https://t.co/IaEE0g8tEm

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I don't need my house to be spotless but I would like it nice enough that the County DD does feel like that should call the County CSB tomorrow!

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Hey Twitter! I need @MarkHamill to record a greeting for Camp Quality Ohio, a children's oncology camp! I know it is a long shot but help us let kids with cancer be kids again!

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@MarkHamill Long shot but @MarkHamill would you be interested in recording a short video for a children's oncology camp?

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Just found out my #smalltown has a little league team called The Trash Pandas & I have never been more interested in sports!

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Meanwhile around here people are already putting chairs and blankets out for a parade that isn't until Tuesday night!

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Meanwhile in Akron...

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My hometown. This reminds me of #ITCrowd fire at Sea Parks.
https://t.co/zlHHiwZcsG

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Sad local news! I was hoping it meant we found the One True King of Akron!
https://t.co/01IVT98xtM

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Meanwhile in my #smalltown

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So tonight is prom in my small town and it has been rainy all week. Since kids couldn't do outdoor pictures the grocery store set up a very nice photo backdrop and props for them to use for free. Now that is a feel good story!

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On my way to work this morning I saw a panhandler on the corner with a sign that read "Why lie? Need $$ to buy weed." I respect the honesty.

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My oldest made a run for it into the (off limits) lake at the park and I had to wade in and pull him out. Then he came home and dumped rainbow sprinkles everywhere!! He regrets nothing!