Kate Britten Croome

Be yourself, because everyone else is taken.

[Kate Britten Croome @KateCroome]

My five year old is currently reflecting his moods in various coloured characters #bbc6musicart #6MusicMakeArt

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@AleshaOfficial where did you get that jumper from? Want want want! #want

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@stewnotstu they don't miss you...

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@stewnotstu ayr n wawta?

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Kids ruin your holidays. In France- wine out of plastic cups in the dark of our hotel room. pissing ourselves watching @paulchowdhry #whwp

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@stewnotstu chilli beef curtain

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@talkingScarlet @EBTheatres most definitely!!

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@EBTheatres @talkingScarlet tonight's performance is why I choose small independent theatres over larger & over rated 1's! #Entertainment

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#isitok to ask josh if he's waiting to see if we're in or out before he combs his hair??

[Julian Clary @JulianClary]

You have to eat somewhere I guess.

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My dapper little man Myles' 1st haircut at 6 months by the lovely Sam @MitchellsBarber chelmsford. Myles loved it!

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@Mr4thor persuaded!!

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@Mr4thor but we wouldn't be able to afford 2 plane seats each if our arses got that fat...

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@Mr4thor so would you be if you had their chocolate.... X

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@greateranglia Or stuffing their mouths with their own newspapers perhaps?... x

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@greateranglia could driver of 7.27 c'ford-l.street announce to 3men on my carriage who talk rubbish daily to 'shut up' #noonewantstohearit

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@Mr4thor Errr smashed it over the cheese and biscuits right before I took a chunk out of the wall remember? #drinkshame

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

To all the shit heads who slept outside shops overnight for the Boxing Day sales. Next time give your home to the homeless.

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@Mr4thor Don't forget your desert wine! X