Katelin Lowe

called Beloved by the Star-breather

[Jeka ❼ @J_reid132]

I feel like I would’ve been better at life if I lived in the 90’s

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

@jess_erhart Meeeeeee

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Theory that I used comedy as a coping mechanism in 2016? Confirmed

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Bryson is singing about one of our cats running away to the tune "Joy to the World"

Theory that I live in a psych ward:
Confirmed

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

You know, I think it’s only gotten worse

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Going out in public with my family is a form of spiritual testing from the Lord

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Ate peanut butter out of the jar on the way home from work with a flosser I found in my car bc I didn't have a spoon or pretzels or shame.

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Well if this isn’t prophesy if I ever saw one...

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

I've come to the realization that school or no school, my sleep cycle is forever, permanently, and utterly screwed

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Ahh we enter 2015, the year I started to become funny

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

At the risk of sounding basic, I just would like to give applause to God above for creating pumpkins so that I can enjoy this cookie

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

?this?makes?sense?sort?of?

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

You never stop learning about things you already knew

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

This alone could potentially save 2021

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Once upon a time, I want to throw a party and have jimmy fallon and justin timberlake at it and it would be the best party ever. The end.

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Maybe the 1910s because apparently the world thinks it’s cute to go to *$&? in the 20s

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Help, I'm stuck in the wrong century, I need to get back to the 1920's where everything was simple and classy

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Oh look we’ve come full circle bc my life is stiLL LIKE THIS

[relatable @byreIatable]

High School: "oh look it's 9 PM, I gotta get to bed soon."

College: "oh look it's already 2 AM, maybe I should eat dinner."

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Oh yes poor little freshman year Katelin, with your no job, no bills, and your 4 pre-req collage classes,,,tell me MORE about how exhausted you were

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Naps are the only thing keeping me alive

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

2013 Katelin everybody

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Haii guisss it's sunnnay outsydee (:

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Still valid

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

I hate the color yellow. That is all you need to know about me.

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

If there was ever a year where it’s appropriate bring back the early 2000s emo phase, it is 2020

I’m NoT AlRiGhT

Rawr

[Obadiah Legalist @LloydsProdigal]

Meteorologist: “Dress for the 90s today.”
Me and the gang:

[wingdings ☭ @wiingdiings]

*opens a coffee shop where oat milk is the default and people have to pay extra if they want dairy*

[Katelin Lowe @KateDanielle21]

Getting grounded for backing into a fire hydrant at Ocharleys

[bug girl @buggirl]

bought my first house at 16, what were you doing at 16?