Kate Chapman

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

@Delta Hi! Just checked in and my name was Katelynmrs instead of Katelyn. I tried to change it but it wouldn’t let me. Is that going to be ok? It also had my husband as Nicholasmr instead of Nicholas.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Mother in law is not handling Netflix’s new single household rule well. What are they teaching people about identity theft on Fox News?! Holy shit.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

I feel like @Andy is trying to manage the @VanderpumpRules cast in this reunion like how @andersoncooper tries to manage Andy Cohen on CNN’s New Years special—and I am here for it! #VanderpumpRules

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Currently listening to my husband argue with his mother on abortion rights. Really proud of the feminist I’ve raised in him.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

@nryanjam @united Please come home! @united please help!

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Hi @Patriots - My 5-1 Fantasy team is down 0.34 points. Stevenson #38 has been doing great for both of us tonight. Can y’all maybe put him in for just like one or two short plays in Q4? I appreciate you taking this into consideration.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

OU, Hogs, Jags and my 4-0 Fantasy team all lost this week. One of those I’m a little more depressed about than the others…

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Ah nothing quite like the feeling of opening your student loan account that you’ve been paying on for 9 years to see you owe $7,000 more than you thought—but even better it’s $9,000 more than you owed when you first started making payments. 😵‍💫

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

@kchap24 Good luck bro!

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

In the college admissions world, I had to explain the meaning of a deadline today. We told you what we were going to do, if you didn’t do what we asked, by a specific day and time. Reply “I don’t understand…” Future is looking bright corporate America. Get ready.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Hi @Delta - I’m trying to upgrade my seats (for tomorrows flight) and it keeps trying to charge me double. Could you all assist, please? Thank you!!

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Hi @Delta - We’re flying with you all to Rome Tuesday night (YAY!!!). Is it possible to upgrade our seats to business class? If so, how? (Flight Delta 66) I thought this would be a fun way to surprise my husband! 💙

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Number 1 recommendation for getting over COVID is to rest. I don’t know what to do. I haven’t rested since high school. I’ve checked my email every 2 minutes. I’m just supposed sit here alone with my thoughts. No thanks.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Anyone else have that one in-law that just really thinks they are the absolute best while just being a real bitch to you? Highly considering commenting on their birthday photo album “Happy birthday, time flies when you’re a piece of shit.”

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

“I’m an archeologist. The deader the better.” - Someone in my Civil Discourse/Ethics meeting. Excuse me, sir—what?

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

But also, two things:
1) Did college teach me nothing?
2) How is autosave not standard at this point… Like has there not been a single college kid who lost their 14 page paper on the Impacts of AI at 3 a.m. go on to work at @Microsoft and make this amazing upgrade?

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

I quite literally almost walked out of my job today because a PowerPoint wasn’t set to “autosave” and my computer crashed. So you could say I’m thriving.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Can we get a channel that is just @CNN “30 seconds of calm” commercials but on repeat 24 hours a day? Mental health could really use “30 second of calm” for the foreseeable future.

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

One time I had a fever for 12 hours during a 16 hour work day and she stopped me, told me I needed to stop working *now* and go to bed. 100% probably would have worked myself to death had she not. Everyone needs an Ally DeGol™️.

[ED @everybodydugg_e]

one time Ally DeGol™️ gave me her conditioner because i was poor and im so sorry you lames dont have her in your life

[Kate Chapman @KateE_Chapman]

Currently listening to my husband explain to his mother how to attach a document to an email. “No, you don’t have to sync anything, you just click attach.” I am dying. 🤣