Kate Fritts

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[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[beck @unrivaled]

as promised i bought an extra snl connor storrie/mumford & sons shirt and i want to give it to one of you! you don’t have to follow me or anything, but you will need to rt the post in order for me to run a random user selector since likes are private. good luck, everyone! 💫

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[dias @mcelebeanie]

and they did not stutter

[sužování | domi 🐾 @temptressdomi]

i think lot of ppl dont realize that being single for 20+ years without single romantic experience in life in fact does affect your thinking and percieving yourself

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is smart, intelligent, wise, savvy, astute, shrewd, clever, sharp, brilliant.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Same girl

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

Those born in 1999-2004 got the perfect mix of old-school and modern. It's the greatest generation of all time.

[arielle @ellycelly]

the Weekend Update desk on SNL tonight is what the inside of my brain looks like at all times

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

ok now read the words and get back to me

[giugiu ☁️ @giuzita]

a showgirl? perry the showgirl!

#tsthelifeofashowgirl

[ben @benstafford100]

WE GET A NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM TOMORROW NIGHT

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.