Kate Hassler

London girl, having fun in this amazing city and working with some fantastic businesses and agencies

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@adarodirect @BootsOpticsLinc please sort out this ridiculous software problem that means customer lenses are delayed. Two months. No lenses.

[Storm @stormrobinson]

Watching Jaguar commit brand suicide is like watching a slow train derailment. I can’t look away. I do product planning in the automotive industry. It’s my job to know drivers (not “users”) and define product strategies based on their wants and needs. I know for a fact whatever the hell this is, it does not reflect the people who buy Jaguars. How does a company get hijacked by marketers who are so disconnected from their customers? How did an entire company sit back and watch a rogue team of woke agency kids drive their iconic brand off a cliff? Why did no one stop them?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

People of the UK: feel free to go to bed, I'll keep an eye on the Yanks and will let you know if they do anything weird in the night...

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

Who remembers the Banana Splits? 😎

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

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[The Access Group @TheAccessGroup]

Join us for an exclusive session hosted by our very own Paul Downey in conversation with Alton Nutile from Brown&Co and Beckie Braham from Access, as they uncover how Giving Back programs boost employee engagement and purpose: https://t.co/FeqpApSobF
#FreedomToDoMore #GivingBack

[UK tech awards 2025 @UKtech_awards]

It’s the big one…the winner of the coveted tech company of the year award, sponsored by @armapartners is @TheAccessGroup. Huge congratulations to the whole team on your well deserved win! #winner #tech #uktech23 @HSBCInnovation

[Magic Breakfast @magic_breakfast]

The government must extend its free breakfasts programme to every vulnerable child in the UK. Agree? Sign now

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@EalingParks could you fix the water fountain in Lammas Park please. Thanks.

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

I had adopted her but she refused to come away with me. It was weird because dogs can't wait to leave the kennel. She was crying and stubbing her paws. I should have dragged her. But when I looked down I understood the reason and I had to make a CHOICE "When the time came to take her home she was just out of that cage, from that moment a new world awaited her, a wonderful life and a lot of love. Any another dog would have run into the embraces of her rescuers. But she did not. She stood still, sticking to all fours and refused to come out of the cage. In a corner a small Chihuahua Taco looked at her in fear. She understood that she was about to lose her her best friend. And in that moment a small miracle happened. The couple saw the whole scene and decided to adopt them both. They did the documents also for the chihuahua and all 4 went out the door of the shelter. was taken in the car, before leaving. Personally I would like to wish these two dogs a happy life full of love !. But above all so much happiness also to these two wonderful people ❤️
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[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@hanwaddingham Just fabulous!

[murrinated.bsky.social @itsmurmurr]

Can’t believe how much Nameberry nailed it!! Plus Shiv the shiv. It was staring us down the whole time.

#Succession #SuccesionHBO

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@lisa_klseahorse I have just emailed you and other colleagues on the @LNWH_NHS executive board regarding an inpatient who is at risk and vulnerable and not receiving the care I’m sure you expect at Ealing Hospital. I will wait for a reply to my email. Many thanks for your help.

[clare mulley @claremulley]

Among those murdered in the Holocaust were 20,000 Hungarian Jews, shot on the banks of the Danube, having been forced to remove their shoes. The shoes were deemed to hold value. Sculptor Gyula Pauer’s monument is composed of 60 pairs of shoes in iron. #HolocaustMemorialDay

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@dog_rates @Trupanion Budleigh in his Christmas PJs

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@earnestagency @TheAccessGroup Let’s win!

[UK tech awards 2025 @UKtech_awards]

A huge round of applause for our first winner of the night…Congratulations @TheAccessGroup , winners of the tech deal of the year award, sponsored by @RothschildCo #winner #techdeal #uktech22 @PwC_UK @SVB_Financial

[Kate Hassler @KateHassler]

@BlindDad_Uk @Kika_GuideDog Lovely to see her so bouncy! ♥️

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

After my stay in hospital (during which staff had saved my life at least twice), people asked me what I thought of the care I got. I said, it was mostly very good, but in the end, it was badly affected by one thing. 'What's that?' they said. 'Oxford commas,' I said.