Kate Houghton

I don't understand twitter etiquette so I'm here just to watch and re tweet.

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

FFS

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.

[diurnal moth fan @Jess_D_Ripper]

more opportunities to live in a guy's basement for 2700 a month

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

This has sent me to heaven I am deceased

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.

[Kara @mylifeiskara]

The gentrification of juice into mocktails is really starting to piss me off…. That’s a $18 Capri Sun

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hey honey, remember the conversation we had earlier this week? well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.

[gil @oafworld]

boyfriend gets upset if i say i'm gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life"

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I make up cringe corporate sayings in Teams meetings to see if they catch on. I felt a great sense of achievement when my boss remarked about a client wanting a sub-standard product "if the ducks want bread, give them bread". I had forgotten about that one.

[Jean Pierre @jeanpiconsuegra]

IBM slide, 1979

[Kate Houghton @KateHoughton95]

@TAFKAmisplaced Hot/just boiled water in a large bowl with a towel over your head/bowl and breath in the vapour.

[Kate Houghton @KateHoughton95]

@TAFKAmisplaced Haha, spicy food help nose but hurt tummy 😱