Kate Kearney

I have never faked a sarcasm. I also take photos, drink far too much wine and blog about the honest side of parenting.

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@BronyW Gotta love the strategic placing of this ad!

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@Jenty I don’t blame you! Good for you

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@Tamara0h This is adorable! I gave my parents ouma rusks and grandpa headache tablets.

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@daverade The worst

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I haven’t tweeted in ages but this deserves a rent. Call centre agents (looking at you, Telkom) when I politely decline your offer and am courteous while holding the line, please don’t just hang up. It’s rude.

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@TamiMagnin Yes!! These same guys have now called me 3 days in a row

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@BwanaChris @_B___S Hahaha this is so him

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@Tamara0h He is perfection! Massive congratulations 😍💙

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We have waited 17 months to move. And now we are basically camping in the new house. Not complaining. It kings excited for a working shower and all those other fun things 😬

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@BwanaChris He’s at my parents plot and is living the dream

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After 17 months of waiting we are finally moving to our new house. Except the new house hasn’t been connected to power yet. It’s a day filled with chaos, nerves, excitement stress and then some. Send wine and Eskom vibes 🙏🏻

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@GrantWebster_SA Oh jeez. That and wine is vital.

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@EveVDM It’s been disconnected for 7 years 😂

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@MegPascoe @OneDayOnlycoza I can imagine

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A short story about why I’m going to heaven: Got home to a delivery of a ROBOTIC VACUUM cleaner from @OneDayOnlycoza - was so excited I nearly weed my panties. Assumed hubby had bought for me. He hadn’t.

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@BwanaChris @MegPascoe @OneDayOnlycoza I forgot about that!

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@BwanaChris @OneDayOnlycoza 😂

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She collects Miss Mon tomorrow. I live with dusty floors for another day but I know I know have a super access pass to Heaven. The end.

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Contacted the rightful owner. She wasn’t as happy as I’d think. Honestly I was hoping she would be so grateful she would gift me Monica (yes, I have named the vacuum at this stage)