Kate Greene 🍍

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

@RichScott0413 It was either our streak or the cilantro and you chose wrong.

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT.

[Adam Frederick @NotProducerAdam]

Spring forward? I cannot afford to lose another hour of sleep.

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

[After me triple confirming that we are going to get food on Friday] Paul: “Jeez, you make it sounds like you won’t have a bite before then.”

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

@508favoriteMC It was free because we were the only ones there.

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

“Fine. You’re amazing, but you need to get out.” - BJ

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

Me: “Shannon! I can’t put the windows down!”
Shannon: “Yup!”

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

My dad probably “yeah-d” me the whole time I vented to him but I still love him and his fantastic amount of patience’s ☺️❤️

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

@NotProducerAdam: “Have you seen West Wing?”
Me: “Have you seen Mighty Ducks?”

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

A Flock of Seagull’s “I Ran (So Far Away)” just reminds me of all the nights from high school into college that I stood in an empty Walgreens waiting until it closed.

[Eureka Entertainment @Eurekavideo]

WINGS (1927) features one of the most famous dolly shots ever used! (and possibly referenced in The Last Jedi...)

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

[Watching TV] Dad: “Did you see that, Kate?”
Me: “No. Why? Did they have roller skates?”
Dad: “Yes just like you. Except better. They’ve got Christmas lights.”

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

Today, my coworker started complaining about sand and how it gets everywhere. I couldn’t help but think...

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

@RichScott0413 Aww shit!!

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

There’s really no excuse for me to be late now that I discovered Google Maps can recommend what time to leave at certain times on certain days

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

[On his irrational fear of whales] Joe: “I refused to go to Sea World as a kid. I had read somewhere online that they can sense fear. I didn’t want them to target me. These are KILLER whales!”

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

@cassidyyyerin I legit just got on Twitter to complain about it 😂😂😂

[Kate Greene 🍍 @KateMGreene]

When you’re perfect comfy, but your roommate is snoring loudly in the living room 😖😖😖