kate

[trash jones @jzux]

hey you have to have this baby but there’s no formula for it to drink and there’s no paid parental leave for you to use and once the baby goes to school a crazy guy might shoot it to death but if the baby survives school it may die in a record-breaking wildfire

[Hunter Haag @HunterHaag]

Clayton’s dad telling Gabby he respects her for walking away. Sweet man. #TheBachelor #bachelorabc

[kate @KateMatrone]

FUCK YES GABBY!!!!! #TheBachelor

[Reb @_beckymatrone]

He better be picking up some stocking stuffers

[kate @KateMatrone]

😞

[kate @KateMatrone]

@pulte Yessssss

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[kate @KateMatrone]

👀👀👀☺️☺️☺️💙💙💙💙💙

[Luke @NotLukeEberhart]

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don’t know how you got the money, 10 months later you’re watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

[kate @KateMatrone]

@bernmcpoyle This is really sweet! Love it

[Kedzie Teller @Kedz]

Me buying another iced coffee when I’m already shaking and light headed.

[cash cow @digbickvibes]

tiktok really makes me feel like a normal person

[indecisive @FRESHMANlMAN]

When a preschooler is telling you about what they just made in their fake kitchen

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

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[maya @maya_roflxd]

rt for good luck bitch aint takin no chances

[noran @noran_zaher]

hey guys! my dad owns Westfield Station Cafe in nj, and EVERYTHING is homemade and fresh! he works really hard everyday to support our family. please rt, our next customer could be on your timeline!!

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Yes, we deliver to Area 51.

[Picasso the Younger @young_picassoo]

Me walking my alien out of Area 51 and telling him that he needs to try a Wendy’s 4 for 4 as soon as he can