Kate Mazzotta

activist, essayist, feminist, among other “ists.”

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Welp.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Had a nightmare that Boris Johnson was prime minister and Trump was president. The hair alone was too much to handle.

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

What our state and country needs is decency, hope, and leadership. If you agree, join us at https://t.co/fm0ODFFGWU. Also, @ me next time, @realDonaldTrump.

[Deniz #FCKC @MrFilmkritik]

Hillary Clinton is 71 and people tell her to knit.
Nancy Pelosi is 78 and people are telling her to go away.

Mitt Romney is 71, they want him in the Senate.
Bernie Sanders is 77, they want him to run in 2020.

Its almost as if there's some sort of pattern.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Definitive list as to why fall is the best season:
1. Football
2. Halloween

No other reasons necessary.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

I need a screaming emoji. One that actually screams. Loudly. https://t.co/erZ2TTKdHB

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Real headline.

https://t.co/SyRaPbgamC

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

No really, Supreme Court. Keep the good news coming. 🙄

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Supreme Court: it’s not even 9am (my time) and you’re already on my last nerve today.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

💪❤️ https://t.co/nG5HL8w7n8

[Reproductive Freedom for All @reproforall]

Exit polls project Ireland has voted by a landslide to #RepealThe8th! To the Irish men & women who stood up to reaffirm every woman’s right to make decisions abt her own body: You inspire us! We're in awe of organizing+passion it took to create a country that shares your values.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Dear Colorado: you promised me 300+ days of sunshine and it is almost June EXPLAIN THIS BULL:

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Relationship expectations: "Awwwwh, thank you so much for buying me flowers after a hard day at work!"

Reality: "Awwwh, thank you for not rolling your eyes when I insisted on buying 10 jalapenos just because they were $1"

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

#InfinityWars is an excellent film if you hate yourself and everyone you love.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

@msauer12 I AM STILL NOT OKAY

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Real question: why do American TV anchors spend three minutes stating their completely personal and subjective opinion at the end of every interview statement? Like idgaf, move on to the next segment. If I wanted your opinion on the news, I’d read your editorial

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Someone needs to tell them that’s not how you boycott but okay: https://t.co/WBYPnImD0O

[Matt Duss @mattduss]

Let's understand: If Pompeo had a long history of working with anti-Jewish or anti-Christian conspiracy theorists as he has with anti-Muslim groups, not only wouldn't the vote be close, he rightly wouldn't have been considered for the nomination.

[London-Irish ARC @LdnIrishARC]

We’re coming home, Ireland! #hometovote

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Lettuce not be fooled: arugula would never give us E. coli (I guess technically it could. But arugula would never play us dirty like that) https://t.co/XSyywZrmOz

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

there’s a ban on lettuce in the u.s. and i say GOOD. arugula has done the heavy lifting in salads for ages while lettuce brings NOTHING to the table, taste or nutrient wise. spinach has crossed over to casseroles, wraps, even SMOOTHIES. miss lettuce simply doesn’t have the range

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The perennial cry to “Save Earth" is odd. Planet Earth survives massive asteroid strikes -- it'll survive anything we throw at it. But Life on Earth will not.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

Guys I’m in the same room as @TaranaBurke I’M IN THE SAME ROOM AS TARANA BURKE. Pure inspiration. Pure power.

[Kate Mazzotta @KateMazzotta]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 amazing news! https://t.co/YfHOU3UKir

[Crown Vic @VictoriaMahoney]

Catt's outta the bag. Thank you @ava for putting my name in the #StarWars #LucasFilm hat. Thank you #JJAbrams for inviting me on your ferocious ride. *This one's for the outliers, dreaming big--in small corners of the Earth.
#MaytheForceBeWithYou https://t.co/G6ckWzCIwt