kate

[kate @KateMongillo]

The Princess and the Bum

[kate @KateMongillo]

@EmmaDeFelice I’m charmed by you. U can stay😘

[kate @KateMongillo]

I don’t care if you’re Italian American just don’t do it around me

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

Tweet to make people with ocd want to blow themselves up

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

There’s no such thing as “normal coffee” at Dunkin they cut it with windex and cattle dewormers… just get the potion

[kate @KateMongillo]

The election thieves got benched right before the game winner in 2024

[kate @KateMongillo]

Don’t bring your pet boyfriend to the thrift shop and tie his leash onto a vintage chaise lounge I’m tryna girl out and he’s ruining my vibe

[kate @KateMongillo]

Everytime I eat chicken from the bone I feel like Bella from twilight

[tre @mssoowhat]

i’d be in that villa trying to convince ariana to at least get us some hookah

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i know it feels good af to be a leopard and dangle in a tree like this

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kate @KateMongillo]

@duolingo my 450 day Irish language streak is about to end because ur app is glitching HELPPPPPPP

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Girl with a vape at the party: wow everyone here is so nice :)

[kate @KateMongillo]

Idc if the hair tie on my wrist isn’t chic

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

MICHAEL, sorry I was born late. I would've played
Twister with you

[𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣 ꕤ @eternalemails]

do you know how good it feels to have never believed the hailey bieber hate propaganda from the start

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them