Keezus

The book of drunken Keezus. Famous since 10/31/15.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

I'll just leave this here for you all to be reminded how cool I am.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

The dynamic duo is off to conquer their next adventure. 🚀 Team mauriceskcwardparkway you'll be… https://t.co/fhgkXPBiVD

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

I don't understand why people have problems with crowds while Christmas shopping. Like, you have elbows for a reason. Use them.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

A December to remember. Christmas cards coming your way. [Photo cred: @trindown4whut ] @ Loose Park https://t.co/mI4a3j5or9

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

And yet my dad wonders why I keep coming home...

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

My mom told me that I have to go to a wedding tomorrow that has 1. Only finger foods & 2. NO BOOZE. WTF. That isn't a wedding. That's hell.

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

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[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

I split 1/2 of my McDouble with Chanel and we both eat at the same time while netflixing. My cat is better than any of your friends.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

*awkwardly sits in MSU's biology department as a PSU Fashion major* HALP.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

Current status: getting mom drunk at Power and Light. 🙌🏽🙃

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

Soaring right into the hearts of everyone. Halloween 2k16 @ Kansas City, Missouri https://t.co/rpxved9Mgi

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

My neighbor told their dog to "get it" to Chanel & I tore into her like my turkey on thanksgiving. Say it again, "Deborah".. TRY ME. 🔪🍗

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

🌾🍁Bless this mess 🍂🌻 @ Johnson Farms https://t.co/RUa6qYrAaK

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

Straight killing this whole "motherhood" thing. FL✈️KC. Aunt Kate 🛩 Responsibilities. https://t.co/0JIg9GjBYX

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

I left Zootopia on for Chanel to watch this morning so she wouldn't be lonely on a holiday while I went to work. Ridiculous or smart? Smart.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

Happy 1 month to my Chanel Grace. It's all diamonds, tutus, and love for my little girl.… https://t.co/2H5AcM2PWw

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

The only line I can use to describe myself is "thank god the bar is dark".

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

*swallows dignity and sets alarm for 5 am* Pitt, you better be worth it.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

My Executive Producer @AndyLassner raced @MichaelPhelps in a swimming pool. The good news is… it’s on tape.

[Keezus @KateNoelBach]

I use the same makeup wipes as Kim K sooooo, that basically means I look like her right?!