Definitely Not Kate Welshofer

Alter ego

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That moment you realize the Venn diagram of TV people and kids at a pool is a circle. 📺😏🚨

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DUNKS.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

prepping for Black Friday w @chelseabfrei

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Do I hate it & find almost the entire cast insufferable?

Yes.

Will I watch it again?

Also yes.

😑

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Okay. I’m diving into #RHOSLC 😬

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Okay. I’m diving into #RHOSLC 😬

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Oh #SouthernCharm how I have missed you.

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@debbieb34490075 Oh.... my God. 😂😂😂

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Hello. @MariahCarey on @BravoWWHL is exactly what I needed in my life right now.

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Hello, October #rabbitrabbit

Illustration: Cécile Berrubé

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Good morning, dahlings! ☀️

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/m6ijOR8XLq

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@WatsonSports Reading this in your voice just made me laugh so hard. Miss you, Watty!! 😂

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Dear WebMD,
I just burned the hell out of middle finger. Under no circumstances do I want to subscribe to your newsletter. 🔥

I will not be taking questions at this time.

XO

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early birds 🤍
#goodmorning https://t.co/7P1kBZeHrD

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Until further notice: my vibe is Carla the Bounty Hunter from #LoveFraud

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And now.. another edition of: Out of Context Instagram Stories.

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Correct.
I was blasting “Drunken Sailor” at that stoplight.
Cheers. 🍀

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Started my day by putting a reply guy in his place.

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Me realizing the #RHONYReunion is on tonight. @BravoTV #RHONY

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To answer your questions about Brian... (too sweet, btw!)
He had a great day to himself but maybe missed me a little ❤️😭 https://t.co/i2tweXfcg6

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This still right here.
This is the vibe. ✨
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#welcomeback #officelife #MostBuffalo #tvnews #comeback #keepgoing @ WGRZ - Channel 2, Buffalo https://t.co/CpMhHYr7b4

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What a perfect night, dahhling. 📚
@kevinkwanbooks is just so fun to read. ✨ Cheers to whatever you’re getting up to tonight. ✨ https://t.co/ki8mcK24AM