Again, I stand behind my ability to describe Yordan Álvarez, who is somehow both the most and least athletic looking person on the planet, in whatever way I can think of to describe the absolute shambolic nature in which he runs
How strange that this person who doesn’t understand the difference between simile and metaphor ALSO has a Twitter timeline that is just bot ads trying to get people to buy…Ray-Bans? ok “Lyn”
Interesting comment by @KatePreusser today in @lookoutlanding, comparing Yordan Alvarez (a Cuban immigrant to the US playing for the Astros) to a “truffle pig”. Racist much? @astros@Mariners I think the Mariners can do better.
@lynfarrell@LookoutLanding@astros@Mariners hi Lyn! Reading comp might not be your strong suit, so let me explain simile to you. I said he rooted around after a ball hit in Minute Maid’s ridiculous park LIKE a truffle pig, not that he WAS one. That’s the difference between simile and metaphor!