@AnElizabeth2 Love this. When my daughter first went to school, she thought the hymns were about the security guard in the building where my mum lived. As opposed to, you know, God. She wasn’t even surprised that Norman the Guard had songs written about him. He was a nice guy.
Your cosy British murder novel is called The (Last thing you ate/drank) Club and the (oldest building in your hometown) Murder. Mine is The White Wine Club and The Roman Fort Murder and yes I would read that.