1st day working from my parents’ with the baby and it’s gone a little something like…
“OMG SHE’S CRYING. WHATS WRONG? IS SHE HURT?? IS SHE SICK??? SHE’S LOOKING AT THE TREE. SHE HATES THE TREE. GET THAT TREE OUT OF HERE!!!”
Spent two hours getting the baby back to sleep only to spend two hours watching Amber Heard’s former assistant’s deposition in the Johnny Depp Defamation case. #Priorities
Fucking Gerry Rafferty and Laura Les in one episode??? Whoever the music supervisor is for Euphoria deserves a raise or a promotion or at least a hug for their creative genius.
Black Friday emails for @CrateandBarrel be like "*~*GeT yOuR EnTiRe FuRnItUrE oRdEr DeLiVeReD fOr OnE fLaT fEe!!!*~*"
Meanwhile, I have yet to receive one of several orders I placed in...August?
So I learned Santa Claus wasn’t real around the age of 6 but carried on as if he was real for YEARS just to watch my parents go through the charade as if he was. Did anyone else do this or was this just some fucked up only-child shit?
@tomwe I love those! As one in a constant sea of Katie, Kate, or Katherine’s, I’m trying to avoid the popular names coming up but woah…they’re all over the place.😐 Maybe I should just double down on a common name of MY generation knowing everyone else will be avoiding the same.
Thinkin’ about all you teachers close to retirement as I look at these trending baby name lists. Long gone are the days of 17 Sara’s and 85 Ryan’s in a classroom.