Kate

Circling back on nothing. Peaked in drafts. I support this version of myself, unfortunately.

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

OMG It's called "Old Yeller" because he's YELLOW, not because of the way he yells when the kid shoots him for becoming a cyborg or whatever?

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

i’m committed to making this a priority unless it is a little harder than i thought

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

You have reached the Congressional offices of the United States. Currently the entire Legislative Branch is out doing the Michael Scott D.M.S.M.P.M.C. Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. Leave a message.

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling kind of weird today. I bet looking into my tiny portal of bad news and other people’s accomplishments will make me feel better

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

surely not

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

having a teenager is like being systematically undermined by someone who would still like an Easter basket

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

The Manosphere documentary is just

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

That man looked me in the eyes & said “I need you to know there’s a day in October you’ll have to wear jeans” because he knows my current lifestyle doesn’t support Hard Pants

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

Didn’t divide any fractions again today

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

When you saw only two sets of footprints, it was then that I carried you

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

i would follow this corgi into an active volcano without missing a beat & with peace in my heart

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Replying "love is love!!!" on a photo of a couple I think is ugly

[Big Ol' Aba. @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

[cav empty @cavempty_]

(trying to not let the conversation die) so like, have you been hearing anything, about like, anything. or like doing have you been doing anything

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Hey, would you mind quickly reading my draft? I'm looking for someone to shower it with praise, question nothing, and assure me it's Ok to submit in the next 4 hours.

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

does it mean ICE is funny on instagram now too

[Ricky valere @ThugValere]

C'EST INCROYABLE QUE LE MOYEN LE PLUS EFFICACE D'ENREGISTRER UN FICHIER AU FORMAT PDF SOIT DE FAIRE CROIRE À SON ORDINATEUR QUE L'ON VA L'IMPRIMER

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Gonna start selling my cat’s feet pics on the internet