ZookeeperKate

Lifelong participant to the age-old zookeeper game - is it dirt, poop or...other?

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

I can almost taste 2019. #smashingthepatriarchy #hydration

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

@SamuelLJackson I'm not sure that's how you use hashtags but Samuel L. Jackson has some political opinions I can get behind.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

Eveyone at my work is now awafe I'm drunk. Rwitter might as well participate.

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

@ZakkSaam Narrator: this was a lie.

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

#imnotcryingyourecrying at #100percenthotter on Netflix because they made over a transgender girl named Lydia and she's so happy and I'm sooooo happy for her too!

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

Inside Criminal Minds: Serial Killers
Commence the binge watching! #crimeshow #couchdate #netflix

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

Apparently my new, and best zookeeper hobby ever, is drunk designing new exhibits. All the animals are getting water slides. #zookeeper #animals #ZOO

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

I have good friends and fat fingers when texting. #adult #drinks #tequila #nutella

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

Adulthood for me so far is being too tired and sore to get out of bed without six alarms and an ibuprohen, followed by being too awake to go to sleep and (ab)using benadryl as a sleep aid.

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

I'm sick with some kind of funky something and I've already slept 15 hours. Annnnnd all I want is more sleep.

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Omg. Iris every time something changes on our walks.

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

My brother just identified my pitbull's burp breath as "lean cuisine and box wine." #doglife #gross

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

@ZakkSaam is convinced our recent #hotairballoon sighting is his first ever. I just wanna pop it.

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

@Alexturbin04401 @ZakkSaam But do you have fleece?

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

My barbarian gnome just reached level 3 and I STILL need some fleece for a minor illusion spell but the only city our characters have been in is burning down....someone find me a sheep! #DungeonsAndDragons #roll20

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Remember when you were like 7 and thought changing your name to Thunder BearSword would be super cool?
Like that, but our cheeseburgers are still better.

[Howell Nature Center @HowellNatureCtr]

Help Howell Nature Center every time you shop: https://t.co/kzMs6qfURp #iGiveDoYou

[ZookeeperKate @KateZookeeper]

Riding around with the saltiest salt monster right now. #breathehoney #hangry

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for a chance to WIN a #SDCC exclusive Hellboy in Suit Pop!