Kate

[cybr amir @cybramir]

honey we’re having guests please bring out our finest teapot

[⚢ @dailysoftgl]

The first 3 words you see are the things waiting for you in 2023!

[Kate @Kate_Bibitch]

@morningwitchy Mine are cinnamon and sugar lmaooo why are Guinea pigs always named a theme we had one named clove as well.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

We should normalize saying “it’s really none of your business” when people ask very personal questions.

[kindle fire @kdawgg013]

it’s giving…. thanks

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Amazon has lost a trillion this year, Zuckerburg has lost billions, crypto dude has lost his whole $16 billion fortune, and Musk is hemorrhaging money daily. I don’t normally take pleasure in the downfall of others, but…

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time on mushrooms i decided i should be living off nuts & seeds like a little squirrel, so I went to Whole Foods and blew my whole paycheck on nuts & seeds. then all week I had no money and DID have to live off nuts & seeds, and let me tell you I WAS SO WRONG. it sucked

[Kate @Kate_Bibitch]

Elon Musk is a pussy.

[The Eras Tour @TSTheErasTour]

manifestation tweet: everyone who retweets this tweet will get tickets to taylor swift’s the eras tour

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

mcdonalds sprite tastes the way a vibrator feels

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

sorry i didn’t reply, my hyperfixation took me hostage for eight hours

[Katie Raye ⚡️ @katierayeee7]

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

We all deserve more good news in our lives

[kemi @kemimarie]

ayo if your relationship made it out of this retrograde, y’all are made to be.

[dogpuke @mommyissuesclub]

why do ppl post pics of their babies right out of the womb can u let it finish thawing first it’s scaring me

[Kate @Kate_Bibitch]

@DamienHaas As a non-binary friend I appreciate the intro 💜

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

all I’m gonna say is “I’m sorry for the pain that my actions may have caused my fans but mostly my wife” has gotta be one of the top 5 worst apologies in the least amount of words of all time