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@tony_mortimer I heard Around The World on Absolute 90s the other day - it's still a banger! (And I still remember every word)

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Looking forward to some more coronal mass ejections tonight. #northernlights

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#northernlights #cheltenham #gloucestershire #bishopscleeve #gotherington

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#northernlights #bishopscleeve #gotherington #cheltenham #Gloucestershire

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@ClaireGibbs16 @lauralexx Yes I totally agree!

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@5tevieM Us locals call it Cleevage of course.

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@5tevieM Ha! I live in Bishop's Cleeve. The biggest village in England apparently - what an accolade. Never been to Nether Wallop though. Sounds lovely.

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@wordmancopy Fuck's sake. Furious on your behalf. Rest assured they won't be able to deliver the actual goods and people will quickly realise that. But what do you do in this situation - report it? Where do you stand? Gah!

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@realclintonb Brilliant show, loved it. Glad he's ok. Namaste.

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What 5 year old me thought the foot measuring machine at Clarks would do to me.

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How a bread slicer works in French Lidl supermarkets

[📹 Vergil Santos]

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I like to think the copywriters at @waitrose had their fun with this before getting reined in by Legal.

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@VictorianMasc Except I would actually drink Kikkoman. Love the stuff.

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@SixNationsRugby Shane Williams

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@RNIB This is brilliant. It's made me realise I am nowhere near as descriptive as I should be when writing ALT text for my company's campaigns. (I choose #2)

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@MarthaHD Wouldn't be Christmas without Fanny.

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@wordmancopy Is that a cyborg Tony from Hollyoaks?

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@keano81 The Taxi driver pitch is the new elevator pitch.

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@JamesAHogg2 It's not just the kids that are gonna find it hard to sleep tonight. I will too. Thanks for that.

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Hey @CTFCofficial and fans. My son is selling a calendar he made to raise money for Woodmancote Scout Group. It's a limited edition, one-off. Anyone want to start the bidding? #CTFC

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@Real_Rob_Warner I always thought the lyric was "come play my game of Twister"