@jasonsulli omg I love valorant! i’m about to meet some of my friends I met through val next weekend 😭💕 we have known each other for a year and a half now, but we are full on val addicts. I can’t wait to watch you play!
today at work (trader joes) @_kellybellybean rang out @GovWhitmer and I was in the break room eating ice cream like a LOSER 🥹 one day i’ll met you queen ❤️ since kelly is my twin it’s almost like she met me too…right? right? 🥲
lost my emotional support water bottle at work 🥹 i’m not doing okay right now, it has a ponyo sticker on it and a googely eye on the cap, please if you see something say something
men using a picture of zach galifianakis from the hangover on tinder for their first photo WHILE simultaneously looking NOTHING like him is a whole ecosystem of embarrassment, and I can’t (won’t) explain further