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You'll love me because your parents will hate me.

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Smoke. Bomb.

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Yeah, well that happened. It's like central perk in friends..without the laugh track.

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I'm going to see what the people on the couch are doing. Could be a quality update... Please hold

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Kiwi hates Australian pretending to be Scottish. My money is on the Kiwi...

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An Australian pretending to be Scottish just said Wellington is a try hard Melbourne...to a kiwi ..from Wellington. Go figure

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When is an accent just a pirate?

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Twitter asked me what's happening.... Good question

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Plus I'm hoping to take mushrooms

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I wonder why I'm still here. I'll confess. I know this is an adult high school party. It's a morbid curiosity

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Jerry Seinfeld fashion is in though. Hot Spring fashion trend tip

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..... I'm still conscious though. Apparently not enough of the vibe

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This decor has an American psycho vibe.

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An Irish man, a German and an Asian walk into a party In Fitzroy..... It's still boring

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Havent used twitter in awhile but this party makes me want to die. I thought this was better # vintageikeaparty

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Me too babe! #high5 @lindsaylohan http://t.co/GKPMa3VyHH

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I love my Mum and Dad and should tell them more often. I wish they had Instagram... #CanIHaveALoan?… http://t.co/Y7YsptwxLi

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Watching my favourite Chinese dating show and was reminded of this heartwarming episode. I love love… http://t.co/bl5FFZ4eVk

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Mummy, what's an Abattoir? #suzysheepphonesexoperator #theabbottoir @theabbottoir http://t.co/YwYbhVsenx

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If it didn't work out for these 2 what chance do the rest of us have? #truelove http://t.co/nlfS9veYMa

[Kate Mac @Kate_Mac_]

May the fourth be with you and yes, I realise this was yesterday #starwars #maythefourth… http://t.co/8FKqh0Or1E