nudeless

capable of weird and intensity.

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

If you’re going to rub lime or salt in the wound you could at least bring a bottle of tequila.

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

My catchphrase is RBF

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

Turns out my soul is still trapped because I was asking for The Beach Boys to free it.

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

If a JW can’t find your address do you really think the Fire Department can?

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Don't take compliments ( written by @ASmallFiction )

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

Ignorance [of self] is bliss.

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

I bought a National Geographic magazine today.
I always assumed they spontaneously appeared on your bookshelves after the age of 50.

Is this how it starts?

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

My desire not to leave the house outweighs my desire not to eat a salad.

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

“‘Obliterate’ isn’t in the Bible but it should be.” - #servicequotes

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

“I want more beans in my heart, but not my stomach”

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

“Stupid humanity. Getting in the way of my hobbies.” - Andy Weir

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

A notification

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Infinity (noun)

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

How to be a dog in two easy steps

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

Me: “we don’t really have any happy shows right now?”
Hubs: “doesn’t murder make you happy?”

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

A flowchart for my bro dawgs

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

“I have a lot of things to go on in my brains.” - Finnley

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

“Bigfoot no longer identifies himself as mythical.”

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Wourdle.

[nudeless @Kate_z_Great]

“It’s a lot of calories learning Spanish”