Katey Bee

Denver
Baltimore
Salt Lake City
Indianapolis

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

I have one follower. Shout out to @squidvishuss for following me on all platforms for maximum shitposting.

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

100% using company resources to laminate this picture of Jeff Goldblum and post it outside my cubicle.

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

My coworkers are what you might call “big mad” at me.

[squid @squidvishuss]

Someone: "why is art expensive?"
Me: pays $40 for 8 markers

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

If I download the twitter app maybe I will be able to just stream my conscious thought onto the internet.

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

It is -2 here, which makes it supremely easy to take chunks of out the skin on my hands with things like door handles turned the wrong way and my own measly fingernails. Happy Tuesday.

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

I definitely got this Twitter for reasons and I think those reasons are that I have a desk job.

[Katey Bee @KateeBee]

What am I doing? How does a twitter work? I am an old.