The fact that it is the year 2024 and they just said "and this is a candidate who has actually referred to himself as a N*zi" is just so absolutely baffling to me. HOW ARE WE LETTING THESE PEOPLE HAVE POWER. What the fuck, America
The entrance music for the parade of athletes sounds like it's been pulled straight from the Rainbow Road tracks of Mario kart, and I'm so here for it. #Olympics
Me: Wow, this is so stupid that they're using marketing for Wicked during gymnastics at the #Olympics. So tacky, who are they kidding with this
Me, 15 seconds later:
Nothing makes me feel like I've got one foot in the grave more than the commentary during the Olympics. "Yes, he took some time off, but came back from retirement this year. He's one of the oldest in the field out there. He's 27."
The amount of older men who are sitting in the airport watching videos on their phones with the volume at full blast is truly astounding. Not a headphone in sight. Political pundits and baseball games on blast for all to hear. Truly something to behold.
Overheard on the pier today-
-man catches fish-
Woman: "DAMN. You bout to cook that big fish tonight! Make that into some filet mignon!!"
Also of note: she pronounced it fee-lay migg-none
There's a family taking professional pictures at the beach right now, and they're going from smiling in pictures to immediately screaming at each other in between every shot. This feels like a rite of passage.
Next door neighbors have workers building a screen room, and they've been blasting the absolute worst country music right outside of my office window since 8 am. I think this may be my villain origin story.
I aspire to have this level of swagger. The cocky look. The perfectly jaunty little bowtie. The casual outstretched leg. 10/10, sheer perfection in a cat