Katelin

I like laughing and nature and funny looking animals.

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Nothing captures the spirit of the season quite like T-Pain singing Buy U A Drank while riding on a giant turkey #macysparade

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

@ateare BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

The fact that it is the year 2024 and they just said "and this is a candidate who has actually referred to himself as a N*zi" is just so absolutely baffling to me. HOW ARE WE LETTING THESE PEOPLE HAVE POWER. What the fuck, America

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

JFC I hate it here

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

BREAKING: Republican Mike Braun wins election for governor in Indiana. #APRaceCall at 7:00 p.m. EST. https://t.co/FjgpZFcJ4E

[Paign of Truth @danielalwaysoff]

Was he cheating on her with Joanna Coldbeeronafridaynight and Tamylynn Apairofjeansthatfitjustright?

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Just got back from rehearsal and turned this on....
He really slapped that Maybelline dream matte mousse on extra thick today, huh

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

@Cancer4Cure you know this all too well

[emily @memilies]

the "YA adaptation" is killing me. do you think the phantom of the opera isn't already perfectly calibrated to appeal to fourteen year old girls.

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

The entrance music for the parade of athletes sounds like it's been pulled straight from the Rainbow Road tracks of Mario kart, and I'm so here for it. #Olympics

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

@AndrwHouse I get excited about new flavors of Great Grains, so I feel this deeply

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

@Cancer4Cure @my_deah_watson Lololol. Accurate

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Me: Wow, this is so stupid that they're using marketing for Wicked during gymnastics at the #Olympics. So tacky, who are they kidding with this

Me, 15 seconds later:

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Nothing makes me feel like I've got one foot in the grave more than the commentary during the Olympics. "Yes, he took some time off, but came back from retirement this year. He's one of the oldest in the field out there. He's 27."

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

The amount of older men who are sitting in the airport watching videos on their phones with the volume at full blast is truly astounding. Not a headphone in sight. Political pundits and baseball games on blast for all to hear. Truly something to behold.

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Overheard on the pier today-
-man catches fish-
Woman: "DAMN. You bout to cook that big fish tonight! Make that into some filet mignon!!"

Also of note: she pronounced it fee-lay migg-none

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Mom: "I SAID GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND SMILE NICE."
Kid: "NOOOOOO"

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

There's a family taking professional pictures at the beach right now, and they're going from smiling in pictures to immediately screaming at each other in between every shot. This feels like a rite of passage.

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Next door neighbors have workers building a screen room, and they've been blasting the absolute worst country music right outside of my office window since 8 am. I think this may be my villain origin story.

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

Seeing recordings of myself on my Ring camera is a humbling experience

[Katelin @KatelinKristine]

I aspire to have this level of swagger. The cocky look. The perfectly jaunty little bowtie. The casual outstretched leg. 10/10, sheer perfection in a cat