Katelyn Kemp

Don’t think for a second that I actually care about what you have to say..

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

That was my first tweet since July that’s how you know I’m heated lmaoooo

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Me being a mom now all my moms crash outs were justified cause wym the whole house is clean dishwasher is dirty with more space for yours yet there’s dishes in the sink??? Mind you it’s all adults minus my one child?? Oh I’ll flip this whole house over tbh

[culture @notgwendalupe]

reminder that Sharon Osbourne would throw hands for Ozzy Osbourne 😭 she got sued after this

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

I was watching Alice in Wonderland earlier and tell me why at the part where Alice eats the cookie and becomes a giant my kid goes “she grew as big as your attitude” completely ate me tf up actually

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Styling yourself for a “dress to impress” event is an over thinkers worst nightmare lmaooo full on Grinch “but what do I wear” moment 😭

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

I was telling Té how I rolled by ankle last night and he starts laughing hysterically he said “I laugh when you get hurt or when you lose” DAMN it really be your own kids man what the hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Was going to tidy up the downstairs and rolled my ankle on the last stair. Lord just take me out at this point I’m done trying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

I really have to cry it out to be able to thug it out hold on I need a minute 🤣🤣

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy mother’s day to her

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Screenshotting one of my posts but not telling me Happy Mother’s Day is crazy work… BLOCKED lmao

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Before I left for the store Té said he didn’t want anything. As soon as I get back he goes “I hope you got me a lunchable” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 good thing I know everything about this kid and brought home 5 of them bitches hahahahaha

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Only thing I’m jealous of is if your kids sleep in on the weekends lmaooooo cause Monté could never

[culture @notgwendalupe]

17 years ago, Tanisha woke up the house with pots and pans in 'Bad Girls Club'

[Katelyn Kemp @Katelyn22Kemp]

Then overthink it the remainder of the day lmaooo

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

As a man you’re automatically on thin ice with me