Katie

Antisocial Extrovert

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Why is cuckoo spelt cuckoo but sounds like koo-koo and not cuck-oo

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Drank Jesus’ blood and painted my kitchen

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the water bottle pops in the middle of the night

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro bouta flood our plane with sand

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Are you a crotch blanket girl or a crotch pillow girl

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Dragon Ball Z really missed the mark by calling it super saiyan 2 instead of super duper saiyan

Just saiyan 😏🥲

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Sorry for all the smoke guys. I told Canada to stop playing my mixtape but obviously they didn’t. My B

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Nothing like coming home from the gym to realize that YOUR SHORTS HAVE A TEAR IN THE BUTTOCKS AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE YOU’RE EX WAS AT THE GYM SO WHILE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING LIKE A BAD BITCH YOU REALLY WERE LOOKING LIKE SPONGEBOB PANTS RIPPING SQUAREPANTS

[Katie @KatelynElling]

In need of a sugar daddy so I can remodel our entire house and yard. Thnx

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

do you think Waterbenders could bend Mountain Dew Baja Blast

[Katie @KatelynElling]

The ONE TIME I acknowledge a classmate from high school in public and I ended up sounding like the mother who’s kid is the senior quarterback and has to have a friendly attitude to everyone even though they probably smoke 12 packs and is drunk every night

[b a y l e e 🦋 @bayleekieann]

i’m addicted to Dr. Pepper

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Hey y’all! So we decided to enter Oakley in the Crescent News’ cutest baby contest! Attached is the link to vote! Each vote cost 50¢ and proceeds go to a wonderful cause. Let’s try and get this girl as many votes as we can!

https://t.co/87OVlv9bRp

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

It’s always "bring back ___" never "how are you?"

[Katie @KatelynElling]

I’m looking for a place to book Deven and I tattoo appointments for Christmas. Where should I go?

[Katie @KatelynElling]

Who needs therapy when you can belch Defying Gravity in your car. I mean I probably still need therapy but this way is cheaper

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Now that Halloween is over

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Aang has gone into the avatar state because he stubbed his toe