Tonight I googled “spiders that have striped legs” to try and identify the devilish creature living in my doorway, and before I could finish the google it suggested I search “spiders that have striped legs AND WINGS”. And that’s the story of how my house burned down.
Anyone in Lincoln that is possibly looking for a place to live, I am moving out of an apartment and is available starting June 28th. Message me for details. Rent is cheap for a Lincoln apartment.
Today @AaronHanlin9 played a joke on me and said that the delivery guy forgot my garlic sauce. After I ate half my breadsticks, he then pulled the sauce out and laughed. I’ve never felt more betrayed.
I can’t even begin to describe how much anxiety I just went through trying to kill a spider that was the size of a small child. If this is what adulting is, I quit IMMEDIATELY.