Katelyn Cara

sorry for the things I said when I was sad

[Katelyn Cara @Katelynschut]

These new hires at DutchBros have it so easy.... when I used to work there we would have to memorize like 12 drinks and repeat them to our people on bar and then add the total in our head😂

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

crazy how every dad was born today

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

We have parks.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

No but why do they all stand like they just got arms for the first time

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

ur telling me a Brazilian lifted this butt

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Potato or Manatee?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

they should make boob flavored beer

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

feeling cute today might change the trajectory of my life later

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

sorry it's not my fault i was diagnosed with a fat ass and bisexualism

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

THEY DEADASS SMOKIN DICK!!!!

[YouPorn @YouPorn]

Tick, tock, suck a cock.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i feel like hanging myself fo a lil bit could fix some of my back problems

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

existence: cold, bleak, lonely

tiddies: warm, suckable, there's two

[Katelyn Cara @Katelynschut]

I still think about the fact that @nickjonas has diabetes

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

sometimes i miss sending one nude to multiple people in a futile quest for okayness that always resulted in emptiness: a love story

[Katelyn Cara @Katelynschut]

I find it weird that I’ve “watched” that movie 365 with 8 different men... but in reality I’ve probably only seen the first 6 minutes

[Joseph @joseph_molloy97]

What dreams are made of by Hillary Duff

[mg ♒︎ @MorganGori]

no longer work for Dutch Bros Roseville bc they support racists!!

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.

[d🦖🦕 @4hunniddrea]

i suck at cuddling. 2 mins in and imma give u head