Kate Moger

may every woman have the confidence of a mediocre white man

[NariBarbie ✩ @badbitchmb1]

Blue raspberry everything just sooo good

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens

[user @user0000O0]

born to throw up forced to say idc

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

u ever said yes to a last minute plan and it turned out to be the best time of your life

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

just saw the barbie movie and it’s fantastic! i won’t give away the entire ending, but she does kill osama bin laden

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Do you think they’re playing Never Have I Ever in the submarine rn

[becca moore @becccamoore]

living in an apartment is so weird because it’s kind of like we’re all having one big sleepover every night. and everyone in this building are my brothers and sisters

[jodie @jodieegrace]

it's like a rite of passage for girls in their mid 20's to have this tool set that their dad bought for them when they went to college

[‎ً @diorismic]

spf, white dresses, sol de janeiro, lemon water, natural makeup, bikini, fresh fruits, sunsets

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

[mia @_demiaa]

Imagine getting kidnapped w a stuffy nose and they duck tape your mouth

[jen @jennasnewaccoun]

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

me: i want Starbucks

me: anything for you princess