Kat

[Kanye’s Diary @kanyesdiary]

fuck what it was, it is what it is.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

[J-Q 💭 @AKAJQ]

Imagine being here with your bae 🥵

[MissB 📚 @BickertonMiss]

Six months ago I said “bees are lovely aren’t they?” to my mum...

[jobe @joannblin]

here’s my air bnb host’s review of me after my 36 hour stay.

[SURF MANIA SAMPLE. 🏄🏾‍♂️🌊🏄🏾‍♂️🌊 @AYOSAMPLE]

This is me.
I have absolutely no shame.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

can’t believe in I Gotta Feeling they just recite all the days of the week in the middle of the song. for no reason. we really let black eyed peas get away with too much

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors

[rico @somethinglovely]

who parked their cats?

[Allday @alldaychubbyboy]

There's not a better song than Blink 182 - I Miss You. It's already perfect and then the second verse comes in with "WHERE ARE YOUUU" and it's gets perfecter.

[s🇵🇸 @user10sm]

Gonna be me even if my kid is a tree in the school play