Katie Watkinson 👾

It’s all good babyyy babeh

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

My dad accidentally wrapped something my mum bought for herself and has given it to her as a present 😂👌🏼

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@azexplainsitall Give me cats any day! 😻

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

Anyone who claims to enjoy wrapping presents is lying 🤥😩😅

[matt gehring @mattryanx]

45 seconds of Cardi B making sounds and Jimmy Fallon not knowing how to react

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

Christmas Eve is good because you can shout “DON’T COME IN HERE!!!” and people assume you’re wrapping their presents, rather than just wanting to be left alone.

[Matt Davidse @MattDavidse]

Last day of work before the Xmas break. What a mad crazy 8 months it's been. I came, I saw, I made it awkward.

[Emily Armstrong @emilyarms]

If you’re gonna do one good thing this crimbo, register to give blood 📝💉🔴 it takes two mins and makes the world of difference #GiveBlood 😻

[Jordan Pryor @JordanPryor44]

Fuck that, I’m getting absolutely steaming and climbing down my chimney at 3am https://t.co/glUHJqREId

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@emilyarms She knows you a hooka

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

Mate, my dad can’t even eat a pudding without my mum telling him how to eat it 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #marriage

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@emilyarms Dead 💀😂🤣

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@emilyarms *edited* 😂😂😂😂

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

Toploader-Dancing in the Moonlight is definitely one of my all time fave songs 👌🏼

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@zoehawtonhill bringing back memories of Queens... swapping ties so you could swerve the “Dinner Dogs” & chill with your pals 😂

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

The “skip intro” option on @NetflixUK is a game changer 👌🏼

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@aabbeyC OMG YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💗💗💗

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

@MaccaGio And Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

Why do posh people always have the LOUDEST fog horn voices?!!!

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

Currently wishing the Kourtney Kardashian @OfficialPLT jumpsuit that was 4 days late had actually just got lost in the post. TRAGIC!!!!! Get that off your website immediately 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ it’s basically a bright pink tent!

[Katie Watkinson 👾 @Katewatkinson90]

I am having a mare with online shopping orders 😩 ffs