Kate Roberts

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What a sad little life, Megan.

[Gerry Samuels @GerrySamuels12]

Lots of Boomers seem to be remembering the summer of 1976 with rose tinted spectacles, & think that they ‘just got in with it’

Let’s have a look at what the newspapers of the day had to say in 1976….

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[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Newborn twins think they're still in the womb

[Ryan Thomas @ryanjthomas83]

If anyone we knew took more than one holiday a year my mother would dub them Judith Chalmers

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that.”

“Oh, yes, they fucking do.”

[Tony @AntMelia94]

I had three meetings this morning and just had to drop off Vinted parcels to both Evri and In-Post on my lunch

[Ben Thatchers Elbow @BenThatchers]

I’m fucking dreading my turn to marry Katie Price.

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Another one of our mainstream swear words needs to be upgraded. Look at the way we elevated "shit" to "shite". It was an absolute game changer being able to call something "fucking shite". The extra "e" added so much vitriol.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People will gladly eat the same breakfast and lunch 5-6 days out of the week. Suggest the same evening meal 2 nights in a row however, and you're looked at like you've escaped from an asylum.

[Daz McKavett @Dazmac1882]

I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Trying to navigate my life as a teenage girl in her 40s can be tough.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Objectively, he truly is the least fuckable man that’s ever existed.

[mimi @mariasrainer]

they didn’t know they were going to be besties for life

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

these kristen wiig rose byrne bridesmaids outtakes is like the most impressive masterclass in comedic improv my god 😭