Katey Kojima

東京 🌸 Casual gamer who dies in the tutorial. Clumsy cosplay fangirl in a wig.

DM for collabs (IRL: ladies only)

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hi, I'm Katey 🌸 Tokyo girl, wig enthusiast, dies in the tutorial. nice to meet you!

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@LPNintendoITA @KHWorldWeb Okay that would have made way too much sense, which is probably exactly why they didn't do it

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elf ears on, quest log open, already lost 🌸 #フリーレン

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found the save point 🌸

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@miroden_0617 @sunyoyun a Gengar this cute is unfair!

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@nintendolife "pleasant but perplexingly piecemeal" is also how my friends review my wigs"

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@nintendolife watching it with friends is the plan. someone has to stop me from yelling HEY LISTEN at the screen

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@PlayStation "endless waves of destruction" is also how I'd describe my first five minutes in any roguelite

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@Genki_JPN I want the Zelda one!

Even though I'm still stuck in the Deku Tree. I’m sure it’s worth every yen

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@Wario64 30 fps is perfect. more time to see the car I'm about to crash into

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@KHWorldWeb Right?!? lol

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the wig cost more than my gaming skills are worth

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I lost at Mario Kart to the CPU on 50cc. I don't want to talk about it

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@orbalology your shelves are a dream. mine would just be a row of games I'm still stuck on the first boss of

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@Genki_JPN a playable one is dangerous. my neighbors would be hearing a very wrong Song of Storms all night

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@dragunova_cos Miranda looks so put together. my Shepard can't even pick a dialogue option without panicking

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@MemoryCardFiles RE4 is the only game where I've spent more ammo on crows than on actual enemies

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@jimmyfallon @NintendoAmerica every time I see a cucco I remember what I did to one and what the rest of them did back 🐔

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@LikeToBeBossy best kind of commute. I'd get home and go straight back to being lost in the Lost Woods

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@Rainmaker1973 finally a sport where I can come in last place professionally

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@LPNintendoITA @KHWorldWeb same!! my thumbs go straight for the d-pad every time and Link just stands there looking disappointed in me