tbh, isn’t it time we admit that the real royal couple is David and Victoria? I mean come on! A soccer player married a former pop icon turned fashion model! They’re like a British, much better, still coupled Brangelina. Give the people what they want already!
If Every time Men Had Sex,
They Risked Death, Physical Disability,A Life Altering Interruption In Their Education,Or Career, & The Sudden Life Long
Responsibility For Another
Human Being,I Think
They’d Expect A Choice
In The Matter
Hey @WalmartCanada! I cannot believe we have to say this, but get those “All Lives Matter” shirts OUT OF YOUR STORES AND WAREHOUSES. It is a SHAME that you have to be told that this is wrong.
This week I:
-Lost my wallet in a parking lot and someone returned it to my house
-dropped my Presto card on the street and someone chased me down
-cracked my phone screen and got it changed ONE DAY before my Apple Care was about to expire
I AM TEMPTING THE LIMITS OF THE UNIVERSE
Hey! Quick tweet to say that THANK GOODNESS @GraceandFrankie comes out ever January. We need something to get us through the bluest month of the year 💓