Kathleen Mitrano

Craft beertender and overall badass

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

I'm sorry but chihuahuas fucking suck

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

I wish I could say I was joking. Dripping Springs, TX wants to change the name of their city to “Pound Town” 😂 https://t.co/H86Smlr75G

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

...as in the knock off transformer movie

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

I wish I could get as emotionally invested in a movie as this girl next to me on a plane.

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

At first she was laughing then started sobbing at the end with tissues and all. She was watching bumblebee.

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

I saw real life jousting. It was like being in A Knights Tale - one dude even fell off of his horse

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

Had my first Renaissance Festival experience today at @sherwoodfaire

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

Ultra-light? More like Ultra-lame

[Austin 360 @austin360]

Lone Star unveils ultra-light beer — with half the alcohol: https://t.co/90UlTdXqkg

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

Lazy days are my favorite

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Peak February 2019 Austin...

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

@MattRoth512 Update?

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

If you’ve never looked at the National day calendar, I highly recommend it. My personal favorite is coming up on Feb 16- National Do A Grouch A Favor Day

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

When your house rattles, is it an earthquake or just the train passing-but louder than usual?

[hayley 🌿 @hayleyjar]

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If a female octopus is hungry and doesn't want to mate, but the male tries to, she'll let him insert his mating arm, and begin the process before inching closer to him... then she'll strangle him, kill him, and feast on his corpse in her den for a few days.

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

@behmac @Outback I remember my first bloomin’ onion experience sir

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

@behmac @Outback False. You’re the only person I know that got outback VIP emails lol

[Kathleen Mitrano @KathQueeeen]

That’s just called anxiety